I'm fucking better than you will ever be, dickhead

Dear ugly replica of a fucking troll, guess who's gonna fucking hurt you? Oh yeah, me. Do note that all the shit you've put me through, I have already let it pass. But boy, when you fuck with me, you fuck with the best. You see, I may appear to be patient but I am fucking not. I could break you, so easily, like a fucking toothpick -- SNAP AND SPIT, BITCH. So you better listen up, I've got a 180 aimed up to your fucked up face and the tip of my knife is a seconds away from stabbing your fag of back. Just a twitch at the bolster and baby, you bleed good. So what's it gonna be? Bow down and beg or bleed and die? Do remember, you're NOT bulletproof. And my bite is worse than my bark, do be-careful, you wouldn't want to lose your little prick, now do you?